Ever wanted to know what your dog is trying to tell you? Well now you can. The new Barkilator app will translate those barks and ruffs for you.
After years of extensive research and tested algorythyms we have stumbled on the secret to translating what your dog wants you to know. And best of all it is scientifically proven to work ... at least once ... if used often enough.
So dont wait, download this app now and be your dogs best friend by understanding every word he/she says. Recommended by 4 out of 5 vets (who dont know any better).
Meant for entertainment purposes only, please no wagering.